I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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