so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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