My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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