I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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