The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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