Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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