dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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