id be glad to
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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