i just google imaged poop.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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