32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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