his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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