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last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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