Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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