I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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