so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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