My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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