Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
honey bunches of taint.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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