operation harelip BJ is a go
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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