and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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