i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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