His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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