Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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