Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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