don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She bit a glass in half.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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