Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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