love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize