Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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