I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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