Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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