This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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