Yo dont text me then not text me
i think i have two assholes
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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