i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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