Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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