"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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