The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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