Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Can you bring me the toilet please
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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