the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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