living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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