Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We left the knife in your bed.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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