I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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