if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Found the puke drawer
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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