considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I've blown a few things in my day
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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