everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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