I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
MIDGETS
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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