So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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