The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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