i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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