So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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