dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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