Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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